We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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