Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I am morally bankrupt
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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