Don't you send me to vm
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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