After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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