it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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