I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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