bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
When are your genitals available?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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