Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
worst night to have a conscience
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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