i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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