Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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