I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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