all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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