You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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