We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she was so not down for the gang bang
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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