once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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