I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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