fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
this hospital has no fireball
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
