I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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