Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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