I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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