Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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