Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i barfeds in our rink
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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