I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Damn victory sex feels great
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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