I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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