We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I see more hoeing in ur future
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