wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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