I'm eating all of the evidence.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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