Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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