you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How does one acquire holy water?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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