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The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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