Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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