So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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