I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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