I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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