we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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