That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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