My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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