just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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