at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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