my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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