Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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