weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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