Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
40s are totally the cure
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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