Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
People with herpes should wear stickers.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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