nut hugger
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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