we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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