I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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