hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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