Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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