So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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