Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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