i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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