FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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