After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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