Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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