Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
