So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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